Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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