Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
what day is it and did you see me today?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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