Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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