Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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