I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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