are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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