My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We had sex on a dog bed..
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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