Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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