I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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