if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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