ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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