who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My brain says no but my pants say off.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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