make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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