walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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