he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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