I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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