she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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