If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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