But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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