Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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