I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think a kid would responsible me up
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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