Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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