Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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