Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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