Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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