can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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