so that wasnt chicken after all
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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