Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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