Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
