Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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