My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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