His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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