just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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