why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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