u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She is in my trunk
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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