do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
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time to smoke my breakfast
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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