I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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