I forgot how hot balto sounded
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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