is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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