kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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