No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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