before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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