I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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