I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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