Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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