How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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