Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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