bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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