The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
