It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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