OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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