"it" just moved
her vagine was all disorganized.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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