wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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