I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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