eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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