im drinking this country out of the recession.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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