i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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