His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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